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the dirty feet foam
paw cleaner
Pump onto four muddy paws, the brush head works it in, wipe it off. The first thing to get clean after a walk.
in final testingpre-launch · est. hong kong
grooming goods for dirty dogs.
Clean the dog, skip the bath. Foam for muddy paws, a no-rinse wash for the whole coat, a spritz for the funk, a wipe for the grim bits. In final testing now, on one very patient dog.
be first. founder pricing for the first 500.
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the no-bath bath
waterless wash
Spray on, rub in, wait 60–90 seconds, wipe away. Lifts the dirt and germs off the coat. no rinse, no sticky residue.
in final testing
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the funk fix
deodoriser
A light spritz to knock the smell back between cleans. After-care, not a cover-up. keeps the coat and the car liveable.
in final testing
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the wipe-down
glove wipes
One glove, five fingers, for the grubby bits between cleans: eyes, ears, muzzle, paws. Use it, bin it, done.
in final testing
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the mitt
grooming mitt
Works dirt and loose fur out of the coat, doubles as the everyday brush-down. The one that lives by the door.
in final testing
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the dirty dog box
the full kit
The whole range in one box by the door. Everything for the after-walk mess, sorted.
founder-list firstyour dog is not sorry about the couch.
the mess report, day 212
drag to fix him.
the goods do this bit. you just open the door.
the department of quality control
meet moose.
Every scruffyboy product is developed on and around Moose, a real dog with a rare talent for finding mud in dry weather. He is not a mascot. He will not be turned into a cartoon.
The standard is simple: if a product doesn't hold up after his worst afternoon, it doesn't ship.
“i built this for the dirty dogs who love to play but also love the couch.”tom, founder
why we're making this
the pet aisle wasn't listening.
It's wall-to-wall paw prints and puns, while your dog sits in the boot, wet, redecorating. We make serious cleanup gear instead: premium formulas, quick formats, built for the time between grooms. No baby talk. It works.
field notes · the testing department
212 days of product testing. moose remains thorough.
now hiring
the testing department is hiring.
Twenty dogs who get properly dirty, to test the products before anyone can buy them. The kit is free and yours to keep, founder pricing is locked permanently, and your dog gets a place on the roster. Moose has approved the headcount.
role: field tester
positions: 9 of 20 left
location: anywhere with dirt
reports to: moose
the referral program
the list has a fast lane.
Every friend who joins through your link (and clicks their confirm email) moves you up the list. The first 500 shop first, at founder pricing. Stack enough referrals and the rungs pay in product, free with your first order.
3 friends
the wipe-down, free with your first order
5 friends
the dirty feet foam, free with your first order
10 friends
the no-bath bath, free with your first order
25 friends
the dirty dog box, the kit the testers get
the guides
the between-grooms manual.
While the products finish testing, the know-how is free. Thirty-four straight-talking guides to keeping a dirty dog liveable, no baby talk included.
questions
the short version.
when do you launch?
Autumn 2026. The products are in final testing, and Moose is thorough. The list hears the exact date before anyone else.
what exactly are the products?
The dirty feet foam for muddy paws, the no-bath bath for a full waterless wash, the funk fix deodorising spritz, the wipe-down glove wipes, and the mitt. All built for the stretch between grooms.
what's in the dirty dog box?
All five: the dirty feet foam, the no-bath bath, the funk fix, the wipe-down and the mitt. one box, by the door. The founder list hears about it first.
what does founder pricing mean?
The first 500 people on the list get our best launch price, one we won't run again after launch week.
where will you ship?
Worldwide. We ship globally from Hong Kong, wherever there's a muddy dog.
first dibs, then the mud.
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